i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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