Dual....:-)
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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