If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
