I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
where are my eyebrows?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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