I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
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It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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