Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I could fuck to npr.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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