It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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