so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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