Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Alive.
So much puke
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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