OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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