last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
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The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
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So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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