Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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