The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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