This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
