CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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