I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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