I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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You. Win. At. Life.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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