we have officially lost it.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
