We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
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Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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