She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
We need to get me chipped asap
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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