When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
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When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
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We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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