jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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