at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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