Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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