I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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