Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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