he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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