i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
