I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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