Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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