haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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