Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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