he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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I AM VODKA MAN
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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