i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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