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Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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