I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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