i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I believe in your delicious
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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