..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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