i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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