dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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