Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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