just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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