I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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