Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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