Where are you?
In a non slutty way
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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