If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
