The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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