Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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