Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
