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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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