i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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