You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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