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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..

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• (954): View more from Florida

  If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american

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• (650): View more from California

  i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.

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• (530): View more from California

  for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.

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