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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.

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• (559): View more from California

  Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  How early is too early to study with margaritas?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  My Sexting was not on an AP level

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• (845): View more from New York

  Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me

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