let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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