either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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