it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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