i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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