I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
There's always time for handjobs
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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