I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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