in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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